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My one and only son would never try to
No son of mine would climb the walls of our home like a monkey in a cage.
No son of mine.
No son of mine would put rabbit ears behind his own mother's head,
or his sister's,
or his cousin's. Especially on an occasion as important as her baptism.
Nope. Not my child.